tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-104155522011-12-05T09:25:29.579-08:00"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!" - Taffy Davenportteh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.comBlogger7061100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-74596328846819754162009-05-23T10:25:00.000-07:002009-05-23T10:27:40.584-07:00

But I had to drop in to say "howdy," particularly to the guy burping right behind me at the library. He's waiting for the computer. Five minutes, meester.Anyway, you know the best part of being a gay hooker? Having a female pimp. Seriously, I just sicced her on some crackie who owes me $60 (I'm what you'd term an inexpensive date.)Seriously awesome.

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-13050845685939589222009-04-27T10:51:00.000-07:002009-04-27T10:53:10.584-07:00

I will be 32, and though I have nothing to show for it (and no money to celebrate until the 1st), I am going to have a happy fucking birthday anyway. I've got a roof over my head, a pack of smokes, and food. Others have it worse.

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-75318779716036944962009-02-15T12:18:00.000-08:002009-02-15T12:23:08.099-08:00

I was in the minority camp.  Unlike a lot of small-minded, sanctimonious tards, I actually liked Ellen Tigh:  she was bitchy, catty, drunk, manipulative, pushy, shrewish, super-slutty and dressed way too young for her age -- in short, she was everything I aspire to be.To find out she's not only the fifth Cylon, but one of the cool ones at that, makes me reiterate:  fie on all you haters.  Eat it

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-4796547412877091922009-02-03T09:53:00.000-08:002009-02-03T09:54:41.176-08:00

Short on rent by $250, and must raise it by Friday at the latest.Ideas? Options? You're a creative bunch.And yes, prostitution is probably out of the question...

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I would like to meet Tori Amos. How is this possible? Circles and circles and circles again, I've come full circle with this fabulous bitch. I mean, I'm the guy who sings the first few bars of Mr. Zebra at the laundromat. Huge fan.Where is she? Where can I find her and buttonhole her and give her a big, crazy-people hug? She really needs to open her own theme park, complete with a rickety

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-56897143448488102202008-12-10T13:43:00.000-08:002008-12-10T13:48:35.893-08:00

WTF? RawStory, Atrios, DKos -- what is with all my favorite Democratic/liberal blogs and Websites running those tacky sodahead.com ads?And who the hell starts push-polling immediately after an election? I suppose we should be grateful: if, over the past eight years, right-wingers had spent as much time and effort trying to impelement their ideology as they did marketing it, our country would

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-66936775542364446512008-12-07T09:23:00.000-08:002008-12-07T10:44:27.860-08:00

Mr. Stafford is picking up the tab for three nights with meals at the hotel for scores of the normally uninvited and overlooked. He’s even promising gown, tuxedo and hair-dresser costs for those most in need. “We just need to get back to caring about one another,” Mr. Stafford told The Washington Post, paraphrasing the Bible: “To whom much is given, much is required.”Mr. Stafford is one-upping

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-78812261035138737242008-11-29T12:07:00.000-08:002008-11-29T12:12:07.483-08:00

I'm posting this, then going back to reading until the bf picks me up from my parents (he's off goldpanning in Yuba Co.) Ann Althouse apparently hasn't stopped drinking since Thursday evening.Bon weekend!

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-50730375670573254892008-11-08T17:08:00.000-08:002008-11-08T17:19:11.988-08:00

No. Absolutely Not.David Brooks, Tom Brokaw, Brit Hume, et alia can kiss the American people's collective ass. The country has spoken, leaving Barack Obama under no obligation to nominate a Likudnik colonialist to head the Department of Defense, a creationist oil lobbyist to the Department of the Interior, or a parks-his-RV-at-Wal-Mart zygote licker to the Supreme Court.We won, bitches. Get

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A long, long, long, nasty, rotten, poisonous past 8 years.Whew.

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-28663809397825879942008-10-26T22:15:00.000-07:002008-10-26T22:24:31.092-07:00

Right-wingers are going off their rockers everywhere you look. Recently, Mark Steyn openly admits to copraphilia. Really.He unironically and thoughtlessly quotes a by-the-way amusing David Sedaris piece for the New Yorker in which the latter writes of political undecideds:I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-53063082262687886452008-10-09T15:58:00.000-07:002008-10-09T16:04:19.813-07:00

Eek. Poll numbers not looking so hot. Maybe I can fit in some phone banking this week.Here's another commercial. Not as smart or strong as the last one I posted -- more conventional and paint-by-numbers -- but just doing what I can to keep it fresh:

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DKos's eugene is totally right about this. Now, as I live in modern-day Sodom, my volunteering at a No on 8 office would be silly, but it can only help for me to post this:I suggest that California Rightards visit dictionary.com for the definitions of "unintended" and "consequences."

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Shorter Tom Brokaw: "Sit down, boy!"

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....Or is Charles Krauthammer really, really sick? Just caught him on PBS, watching his grinch-like visage spew excuses for Palin's inability/unwillingness to answer questions, and while he is always pissy, this time his pissy-ness had an extra, indefinable edge to it -- the kind I've seen in people with terminal illnesses who don't have that long to go. Coupled with his feeble and rickety

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Three thoughts:1. From the front page of our local fishwrapping AKA The San Francisco Chronicle: "No game-changing moments in highly anticipated debate." Duh: Most viewers came away with their impressions intact that Biden is a smart if occasionally mistake-prone guy, and that Sarah Palin is in over her head.2. Apropos that last bit: despite CNN polls showing most viewers thought Biden won

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-37905316446277378782008-10-01T10:23:00.000-07:002008-10-01T12:47:06.310-07:00

How can we expect this crafty negress to fairly moderate a debate in which one of the participants is a running-mate to a fellow jigaboo about whom she's written what must surely be a laudatory book? That's like asking Charlie Gibson to interview Governor Palin.J'accuse, MSM!

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Just in time for Folsom Street Fair!

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-35995534785161761622008-08-26T07:33:00.000-07:002008-08-26T07:38:05.461-07:00

Several thoughts upon "discovering" Robert Stacy McCain's blahg:- His tag reads "Award-winning columnist, reporter, editor, author, bon vivant and raconteur." First, I'd like to know which awards he's won besides a booger-encrusted gold star from Instapundit's crotchlings. Second, I'm sure there's no such thing as an award for a raconteur -- certainly, I can't imagine such an award being doled

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-66962377729173988022008-08-24T08:52:00.000-07:002008-08-24T08:59:33.331-07:00

1. Fucking Outside Lands music fest. All those drunk trust fund bitches gumming up the works on MUNI. I had to walk home from fucking North Beach. NORTH BEACH, GODDAMMIT!2. Why is it that whenever somebody wants to cat-call "FAGGOT!" it's always a) a guy and b) from inside a piece of shit car?3. Shout-out to my homie AG, showin' me love on Facecrack!4. Turns out I'm an amazing cook. I

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And let's move on. I'm thinking about casting for the third Batman movie, just because this one was so good.Obviously, we've got Christian Bale as the Batman and "Alfie" as Alfred Pennywise. My picks for future roles:The Riddler: John LeguizamoThe Penguin: (I like Tracey Morgan in a fatsuit for this one, but am not committed.)Poison Ivy/Pamela Isley: Anne HathawayHarley Quinn: Azura SkyeCatwoman:

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Definitely does not make me want to "womit."And this year's Freedom Camp Golden Cornhole Award winners are:Best Drag Name: Manna MontanaBest Porn Star: Logan McCree, pictured above (watch this SFW vid -- he definitely has the brains to go far in his industry! But seriously, he's dead hot.)Best Comic: Margaret Cho (sorry Kathy Griffin, but you're seriously overexposed. Give Ass Master a

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...Are as follows:Dinah AIDS[In blackface] Harmony GRIDSSharon NeedlesManna MontanaDiscuss...

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Score one to Michelle Malkin. Not because that nasty little clam actually made any sort of substantive point -- when has she ever? -- but because she and her mouth-breathing no-necks have once again successfully muddied the waters to the point where the following is the narrative many media outlets have chosen to take on the issue:Rachael Ray's controversial... scarf?We never thought scarves

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After seeing Ari play the concern troll for McClellan, and the lower level surrogates and operatives do the same (usually shaded with insulting subtexts) on Blitzer and King yesterday, it reminds me that many, if not most, in the Bush Administration are held there by the "Roy Cohn" effect. In other words: "We're puzzled and hurt that you would do this Scotty, because you're our close, personal

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Okay, enough of this. I personally have not met any voters who will vote for McCain because Clinton lost the primary. Fucking stupid. Frankly, all the differences I've seen among the supporters of both have seemed genial and thoughtful and in good sport.Will people just stop talking about how the Dems are going to self-destruct during this primary? Folks, as much as some might want this to

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And if you are, too, you might like this:I'm so going to have Glen Hansard's babies...

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Crap, this sucks. I hate the fact that I just saw something stupid on Atrios, a blog I adore:But there are good reasons people don't like buses, though some of them can be improved upon. Buses are generally slower and less predictable. The rides are bumpier and less pleasant. The routes aren't as fixed, and people are less sure where they go.The bold part of the quote is just the weirdest thing

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I, whose generation grew up watching road warriors and killer comets and all sorts of post-apocalyptic fun, am nevertheless shocked that within my lifetime I'd see the beginning of global food riots...Remember, kids: Aim for the head!

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...This is a "dog bites man" story not only because the subject is a Republican, (a political party from whom everyone who isn't brain-dead has expected this kind of behavior since the '70s), and not only because this is a Bush Administration hire, but because the subject is one of those "Cuba libre" nutballs, almost all of whom are naturally criminal -- often such clowns are involved with or are

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-66143853216542897952008-03-01T14:50:00.000-08:002008-03-01T14:56:42.571-08:00

AVONDALE, La. - The USS New York, an amphibious assault ship built with scrap steel from the ruins of the World Trade Center, was christened Saturday as a source of strength and inspiration for the nation....That it could be used in war did not bother Lee Ielpi, president of the September 11th Families' Association, whose son, Jonathan, a firefighter, died in the attacks. The ship won't be used

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-4290453923650139062008-02-09T21:44:00.000-08:002008-02-09T21:49:37.525-08:00

I thought watching Jonah Goldberg eat would be amusingly majestic, like watching a baleen whale strain for krill. Instead, it was sad and terrifying, like watching the Japanese devour Nanking.Do please allow the pile-on to begin.

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teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-36303397405844411362008-01-04T09:02:00.000-08:002008-01-04T09:08:52.789-08:00

I'm trapped indoors. There's no way I'm going out in that. I am fucked.I really wanted another Little Debbie Fudge Round, but the corner store is a block and a half away. A short block, but still.This shit is crazy.

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-53538269025826960292007-11-30T10:37:00.000-08:002007-11-30T10:42:15.987-08:00

...Go down to the Corner and hustle. I swear these weirdos make it too easy:Shorter John Derbyshire: "Niggers are stupid."Shorter Mark Krikorian: "Fucking wetbacks..."Shorter Ramesh Ponnuru: "Stem-cell research is murder!"Shorter Jonah Goldberg: "Am I an idiot? That was a rhetorical question."Golden oldies bonus completely unrelated to the above wingnuttery:"She's like a visitor in her own face!"

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-36699956149855419942007-11-24T10:59:00.000-08:002007-11-24T11:03:47.385-08:00

...Just to let you know that the DIY Network has a show called "Man Caves." No, really.A choice quote: "Now it's in my man cave, and I can share it with all my friends."

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-41930728088235946462007-11-14T07:42:00.000-08:002007-11-14T08:40:06.499-08:00

Dispatches From The Castle of Doctor CastellofabrizioDRAG QUEENS OF DEATH"How was lesbian film night?" Of course, I meant watching movies at home with her friends -- Mo would rather chew rusty nails that sit through "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.""Bah... Everybody just wanted to fawn over Ronnie's new sewing machine."As we rounded Davies Medical Center, an early evening snap of October chill

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-14489499295403731632007-11-06T08:43:00.000-08:002007-11-06T08:45:36.674-08:00

...That if they make a miniseries about the foulness and venality that infects every fiber of Bush's executive branch, this woman needs to be played by Elizabeth Shue -- it's about time she got to be a feckless villainess!

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-25934445395976226412007-11-02T18:25:00.000-07:002007-11-02T18:31:01.174-07:00

The worker, Roger William Hurd, told investigators he didn't know how the bomb got in his truck and was released Friday afternoon.Ah, if only that name included "Muhammed" or, even better, "Hosseini" -- Michelle Malkin and the Little Green Fascists would have gotten weeks worth of posts out of this story. Considering all the seriously deep, stanky doo-doo on modern conservatism's plate, they need

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-85293044463034534322007-10-25T11:03:00.000-07:002007-10-25T11:05:44.543-07:00

I knew I'd seen this Michelle Malkin bit before:

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- If Iraq is a sovereign nation, as the Bush administration insists, can Blackwater defy the Iraqi government if it orders them to leave?- Can aggressive (ie, offensive) defense and bald-faced lying work for Mr. Prince the way it's worked for the Bush Administration?- Can right-wingers who are Bush fans as well as fetishizers of the troops (always in the abstract, of course -- and yes, Floppy

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-50709797179165342642007-10-07T23:02:00.000-07:002007-10-07T23:09:35.828-07:00

...Who is disgusted or infuriated by the notion that humans arose from animals, and as such are a form of animal:What could you, an ostensible Christian, of all people have against humility? What's so despicable about perceived humble beginnings? (I say perceived because there's much greatness and majesty in the animal kingdom, which has bestowed on us many gifts.)Anyway, I find myself

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-56029402065382166352007-10-05T13:11:00.000-07:002007-10-05T13:16:30.009-07:00

I too am both bored and disgusted with the so-called dialogue, currently a blip in the national discourse, about flag lapel pins. But it once again highlights the real one-sidedness of discussion -- specifically, that one side has a glut of voices willing to be as vile as possible, whereas the other side has this irritating compulsion to almost always take the high road. Note to Senators Obama

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-87337578701387783632007-10-02T12:10:00.000-07:002007-10-02T12:12:42.818-07:00

I had always just assumed that Pink was one more pretty, dykey, smart, hard-luck girl with decent range.Good to know she got soul, too.

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...What the meta-discourse is with regards to this story, don't you?How about Obama blowing up the Sears Tower! It is this: "Let's please, please, please talk about anyone other than Kucinich and Edwards. They after all actually take positions on poverty. And we can't have that! I'd much rather spend our airtime talking about how Obama made a baby with Hitlery and that baby was a girl who grew to

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So what if I bought it from an undocumented Mexican at a car wash? It's still aesthetically pleasing and has artistic integrity. Airbrushed. In a fake, injected-plastic baroque frame. And on black velvet -- black velvet, a level of classiness you can't even begin to comprehend...

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-36170999839707715852007-08-29T20:30:00.000-07:002007-08-29T20:32:32.126-07:00

I got PTSD in Viet Gnam.

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I can't do it anymore. I seriously think I'm going to crack. It's not the job, which is great. It's the grinding, incessant poverty. It's fucking killing me.Just a venting post. Bad day, feeling very lost and alone right now. I'm just so depressed...

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So after her disappointing reaction to the Rove dismis- ahem, I mean, resignation, I thought I'd visit Michelle Malkin to check up on her. She seemed so limp the other day, so lackluster -- her coat was dull and a bit on the mangy side (an allergic reaction to l'affaire Beauchamp, perhaps?)But this morning she's back in form, and Jesse's clearly given her a big ass bowl of Kibbles & Fits. Quick

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He's not leaving because it's getting a little to hot what with all those subpoenas and nosey investigators -- Conyers is right: quitting the White House won't shield him from any accountability. In fact, it may make him even more vulnerable. Nor is he quitting to help George's poll numbers; after all, there's only a year and a half left, and his absence won't mean shit in Rasmussen or Gallup

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This quote has always irked me, and now I finally know why: Cherry's is a lie of omission.To break it down: We every one of us have our respective stations in life. Some stations have their charm and advantages and moments of loveliness; all have their miseries.It's a distinction I thought worth noting.

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Momma still got it:

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Shorter Byron York: "You know what a small wallet means, right? Small penis."Shorter Lisa Schiffren: "Boobies are icky, and I can't wait to see Mitt Romney in a flightsuit." Shorter Mark Krikorian: "Russians. Vodka. Ha! Take that, Goldberg!"Shorter Mark Steyn: "Ooh, snap, the page containing 'hypocrisy' is missing from my dictionary. Here's what I think it means..."Shorter Kathryn Lopez: "

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Britney Houston:

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Working at the recycling center, I continue to encounter people I met years ago. I recognize them even when they don't recognize me -- usually, these aren't people with whom I was on intimate terms, but faces I used to see around and about years ago. And I'm an observant person, and I rarely forget a face...* * *I was cleaning the yard after work one evening when she came walking up Market Street

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Makin' both of my lesbian readers scream... Will she or Michelle Ryan be doing that in 30 years?

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The eighth graders at the library have sharper tongues than my current crackhead clientele. The office politics at my last non-profit job were far more sickening. The patrons were rougher at the old redneck watering hole. But it's hard to think of a job I've had that's more humbling. Not because it's mucky and gross, but because physically it's so damn demanding. At the end of the day, you're not

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Laci Fucking Petersen. Again.Although it's nice to see CNN paying as much attention to that 50 year-old migrant worker who went missing...And really, who besides Madonna steals black babies?

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And there she is. She waves and smiles, and her twin dirigibles -- ballast bags, really -- jiggle.What is her name? Trista? Amanda? Khylee? Whatever: she's Fred Thompson's wife, a perfect second or third for a Republican candidate who looks like Uncle Fester gone to 8-balls and speed bumps.She's just one of those: black roots. Girls these days apparently can't afford colorists. Or drivers, for

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Yes, I'm back in the Shitty. Stressful move. My dogs are barking.I'm kind of at a loss for an update -- anti-trans violence? Dick Cheney's latest outrageousness? A funny anal sex story? Whatever, I'll figure something out.Start the new job Monday.

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The immigration bill: Thank the invisible hand that it failed. Though it leaves a bad taste in my mouth -- you know, having to rely on the nativist/racist vote to defeat it, still... That atrocious guest worker program was nothing less than an attempt to reinstitutionalize slavery in the United States. Evil, vile, unworthy of us.* * *Jefferson: I won't get as vehement as mikey does (mainly 'cos I

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Now that's what I call one lucky couch!

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...We've lost Michelle Malkin."...Sounds like our favorite spittle-flecked spitfire could use a vacation.

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It's a balancing act. They want me to start two days prior to the final date I've given my boss, the county librarian. Will she be angry? Will she hassle me, and give me guilt trips?No.She's sad, and she doesn't want me to go. She's sad and frustrated, and is at a loss to find someone to replace me, but she puts a good face on it: "You need more money, and you need a dentist's appointment. I

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So in the last post I showed you utter, no-holds-barred HOTNESS! Exhibit A... ...And Exhibit B -- We the jury find the defendant skillet-licking hottt! In this post, I'll show you some screenshots from you-know-who to give you an idea of the kind of good and wholesome, patriotic citizens he's up against...End welfare now? Whatever you say, Bub! I mean, who isn't tired of those Negro ladies in

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...Mainly because I needed to bleg of you guys for my own sake (I'm moving next week), but this is too important. HELP ADAM! SERIOUSLY!!!Adam Kokesh needs your help. Not because he's extremely beautiful (he is, of course) but because not only did he fight in Iraq, and not only because he's now fighting for himself, but because he is ultimately fighting for our Constitutionally enumerated rights.

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But this is wang-free (I'm all about non-proliferation baby): Today AP, via Yahoo! give us "Bush opens Europe trip on jarring note," apparently by Terence Huntforthemostimportantpoint, AP White House Correspondent. To wit:In a diplomatic poke in the eye [through which one purportedly may see souls] at Putin, Bush bracketed the summit with stops in the Czech Republic and Poland — the two countries

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There. All better.

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Bye, Steve.Now who's going to help me pick on Michelle?

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Woo-muthafuckin'-hoo.More to follow...

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Since the Navy (and by extension, the Marines) kicketed mah po ass out (albeit graciously and as gentlemen -- no complaints of bigotry here), I've sent a few e-mails out.Guess what: I have a job interview at 3:00 PM tomorrow that I can't make because all my rides pooped out.Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

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Israel is sending residents of the rocket besieged city of Sderot to Europe to describe their plight, an Israeli official said on Tuesday.Now I think this could be a pretty smart move, even if it is laying it on a bit thick. IMHO, however, Europeans are slightly more sophisticated consumers of media output than Americans -- many will immediately perceive and recoil at the implied accusations of

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Really, MSNBC, CNN and others would have reported Bush's visit as solemn (and would have repeated the word several times during the coverage) even had he tripped at the podium and let loose his trademark shit-eating smirk throughout the solemn, solemn speech.(And please spare me any carping about how Memorial Day -- formerly Decoration Day -- is non-partisan. Not only has the excruciating, gaping

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Fine and dandy. Wonderful in fact, and doubtless very worthwhile undertakings. But I am troubled why our corporate media talking heads take it as a matter of course -- not one of the Wolf Blitzers or Heidi Collinses bat an eyelash -- that returning veterans and their families must rely so heavily on private charity.I just can't shake the notion that there is something very wrong here.

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Wow. David Brooks on CNN: one moment, gleefully and wildly speculating on the nature of Hillary Clinton's sex life, and making the case that this is a story of great importance to the American people......And in the next breath, wondering aloud whether the American people are truly served by a story on covert operations in Iran.Reliable sources my ass.

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The recruiter was very, very nice. He told me he didn't want to get me in trouble, and that Jism Nation was just a little too obvious.Midniter: who knew we were that popular?

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Sorry George, but I'm pretty sure "sovereign" doesn't mean what you think it means. How sovereign can a country be when the Vice President of another country can breeze in and tell their legislature what to do?PS Not that the U.S. could ever "win" the current occupation, but if we really want to lose spectacularly, we could alienate/detain/kill this guy. That would guarantee failure.

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Q. Why did the sperm whale suckle on the submarine?A. Because he liked the taste of seamen!!!@!1!@!!11!!Bwah, ha ha ha haaaaaa!Okay, just kill me.

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Bad news, bears (or good, depending on your POV): teh sailors found out about this (NEVER SAFE FOR WORK), and by association (and this seemed somehow worse, go fig...), Freedom Camp. They really do research one, don't they? You'd think they'd be desperate for warm bodies...And no, no "seamen" jokes today...Eek, and developing...

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So I got my test results back a few weeks ago. And this being a sort of raw blog, I chose earlier not to divulge. Well now I choose to.Guess what, guys? Despite my being a month from 30, and despite my being able to do only four pull-ups and only 25 sit-ups in a sitting, I'm still free of all diseases, and not flat-footed, so I can join either the Navy or Marines (part of it is a legacy thing,

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CAVEAT: I was washing dishes and making my lunch for work when the Prez did his little down-home, folksy bouncy-bounce as a snarling Cheney lurked like a vampire in the wings, so I am relying here on (Cthulhu help me -- or at least, eat me last) the official White House transcript, which near as I can tell omits his crack-up about caring about the troops' and the troops' families' standards of

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And remember, white people: Niall Ferguson warns us that too few of you are having babies -- and who wouldn't want an adorable little bundle of joy like the one pictured above?And he's right, you know. I mean, about the being white. Because Glenn Beck is white -- I mean super-duper, mayo-on-Wonder Bread, blindingly white. Of all the Rightist idiot box jabberers, perhaps only John "Albino Ratboy"

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...One coping strategy? Keep surfing the Internet!Do perfect strangers studiously avoid eye contact when you attempt faltering, ill-advised overtures? Does the grocery deliveryman fail to broach small talk through the steel-reinforced receiving chute? Do hookers skip out with your wallet before the happy ending? Never fear, fleshbags: MSNBC is here with a few helpful tips!- One often-effective

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“The meeting between ignorance and knowledge, between brutality and culture -- it begins in the dignity with which we treat our dead.” – Lady Jessica, Dune, by Frank Herbert.Of all 50 states, California has lost the most. Brothers, fathers and sons; mothers and daughters. This is our legacy.(Keep in mind that the following represents a fungible resource. Subtract from column A, add to column B.

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...May have been "coerced" into saying the Brits had trespassed. No word yet if the coercion took the form of ersatz menstrual blood being smeared on her, rape, "stress positions," waterboarding, or chemical lightsticks being stuck up her ass.

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John Fowles's The Magus: I didn't realize just how off-putting I thought John Fowles until I came across The Magus in the stacks. I checked it out, then left it in my pile for two weeks. The reason for my reluctance was The Collector, a novel my memory of which is still sharp after 13 years thanks to its deeply disturbing and harrowing nature. It still haunts me.Although as artful in its own way

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If you want links, google the language I have pulled, as it is unedited and unaltered. I figure the fewer hits some of these yahoos get, the better:I'm about as anti-abortion(recreational abortion) as anyone...Why not support birth control or even recreational abortion?I do not support recreational abortion. However, rape victims, pregnant teens, high risk pregnancies etc should be given the

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...Or does Richard Perle look like a creation of Sid and Marty Krofft?

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So, I just got back from getting the library mail, and two things stuck out.First, the CAIR package. Alas, it exploded when I opened it -- but with liberalism, not Semtex (though some might argue the two are interchangeable.) CAIR was kind enough to send me that book in which Communist Jimmy Carter proves once and for all that Jews are the new Nazis. I hope I can read it in time for my next Bund

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I know this is terribly unscientific of me, allowing myself constantly to be pin-pricked by all this anecdotal evidence, but one can only hear of so many instances of pet food recalls and E. Coli outbreaks in the news before one's apprehension gets the better of one. So I decided to poke around......FSIS recently announced a sustained increase in chicken-broiler carcasses testing positive for

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I am operating from the premise -- quite justifiably, I think -- that the vast majority of the attack ads we'll see on the Internet and teevee and in the papers aimed at Senator Obama or Senator Clinton ostensibly by his or her rival in the primaries will be Republican rat-fucks (def. 2).That said, this YouTube clip is pretty audacious even for conservatarians. That the people who support

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...Unless your cruel and capricious master Satan decides you shouldn't.Happy dilation and evacuation, sluts!(H/T Dailyrotten.)

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- Less self-aggrandizing grandstanding by the congresscritters than I'm used to in other hearings, and I find it refreshing.- That last election really made the Republicans all kinds of gun-shy. Their line of questioning, though clearly designed to run interference for the White House, nevertheless seems especially subdued. They're sticking to innuendo, but still telegraphing their punches: every

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- Norah Jones would never stand a chance of winning American Idol.- "Pax"??? Please, someone revoke Jolie's passport.- I'm withholding judgement until I see Rove's e-mails to Jeff Gannon.- Muscular, well-oiled Spartans in black leather underoos killing Persians: I can see why the 82nd Chairborne is all gaga over this one...- "Summer blend" my ass. At what point will we be smart enough to stop

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...Or, "The Proles Are All Right":How can we close the gap? Well, I suppose we could round up a bunch of assembly-line workers and force them to mow the lawns of corporate vice presidents. Because the gap I'm talking about is the gap in leisure time, and it's the least educated who are pulling ahead.Ho, ho! Take that, you underemployed mooks! (Cue multifarious conservatarian postings of "Heh,

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This post is dedicated to fatrobot's testicles. Good luck with that scalpel thing!

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