Before I Die
	
							
							
							 I would like to meet Tori Amos.  How is this possible?  Circles and circles and circles again, I've come full circle with this fabulous bitch.  I mean, I'm the guy who sings the first few bars of Mr. Zebra at the laundromat.  Huge fan.
Where is she?  Where can I find her and buttonhole her and give her a big, crazy-people hug?  She really needs to open her own theme park, complete with a rickety wooden roller-coaster, a la Dolly Parton, but named "Datura."  In short, are you my playboy mommy?
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								I would by a season pass to Datura, and move to the most proximal city.
Something tells me she's still living in the UK.  Cornwall, I believe.
									
							
							 
							
						
					
					
			
		
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