A Fox Mid-Season Replacement, Perhaps?

Ore : 2:15 PM

Today, Riverbend turns her wry, withering gaze to the typically execrable offerings of American television, and cracks out a bang-up pitch for a new reality show:

Take 15 Bush supporters and throw them in a house in the suburbs of, say, Falloojeh for at least 14 days.

Riverbend, baby, let's do lunch. And here are some headshots to tide you over until we've finalized casting:

Jonah Goldberg
Kathryn Lopez
Ann Coulter
Pastor Swank
Doug Giles
Robert Novak
Michelle Malkin
Peggy Noonan
Kaye Grogan
Kerry Marsala
Justin Darr
Ben Shapiro
Andrew Sullivan
Debra Saunders
John Derbyshire

Marvel as Derby stones Sully for buggery! Gasp in horror as a heavily medicated Noonan discover's Ann's dark, throbbing secret, only to be disbelieved by everyone else in the house because of, you know, Noonan's *glug-glug*! Chuckle uncomfortably as Ms. Maglalang swats off the amorous advances of the Virgin Ben, and everyone does his or her best to avoid the reek of Novak's tit-sweat!

And to add honey to the pot, as it were, force them to compete for looted Babylonian tablets. Weekly competitions can include speeding unannounced through checkpoints in cars with tinted windows.

I’d not only watch *that* reality show, I’d tape every episode.

Amen, sister, a-fucking-men.

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