- *Ann Coulter has bigger balls and more firepower than Noelle Bush's father -- enough to pull an Elian on Terri©. She certainly has a better grasp of historical fact, tertiary syphilis be damned!
- *The Culture of Life bears absolutely no resemblance to a previous era's combatting certain Volksseuche...No, siree, absolutely no resemblance whatsoever...
- *Vengeance and retribution are not the Lord's, but ours, and they are justice, and any suggestion that there's a distinction is a filthy liberal lie.
- *Kim DuToit has a girly, Frenchish name, and a teeny-tiny pecker.
So, campers, keep a look out for uncle Harry, and wish him well in the hinterlands of South America!