Conservative Humor

8.30.2005
Ore : 8:52 AM

If I'm "too stupid" to get it, glad to be guilty as charged:

ATTN: SUPERDOME RESIDENTS [Jonah Goldberg]I think it's time to face facts. That place is going to be a Mad Max/thunderdome Waterworld/Lord of the Flies horror show within the next few hours. My advice is to prepare yourself now. Hoard weapons, grow gills and learn to communicate with serpents. While you're working on that, find the biggest guy you can and when he's not expecting it beat him senseless. Gather young fighters around you and tell the womenfolk you will feed and protect any female who agrees to participate without question in your plans to repopulate the earth with a race of gilled-supermen. It's never too soon to be prepared.

God, what a dipshit. And check out his lame non-apology, linked downthread at First Draft. He doesn't even consider that those people may have survived, but for many, their lives have been completely wiped away.

(Thanks to Norby for the tip...)

BREAKING UPDATE: As of this posting, Jonah is still a huge steaming pile of shit.

posted by teh l4m3 at 8:52 AM | Permalink |

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Seriously, his apology is even worse. He psoposes that conditions are merely unpleasant for these individuals and will get better through the day. Hmm, and their homes will be under water for what A MONTH?

AND TOTALLY DESTROYED???

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