You are such a wimp sometimes. Just call your mother. How hard could it be? You pick up the phone and call. Just call her. Just call. She just wants to hear your voice. Call her. Who's it gonna hurt? She'll feel so much better. Just call her. Call.

/annoying new york aunt.

• Posted at 1:22 PM | By  Chuckles

Call mother?

I'd rather be packing fudge...

Not that I had even that to do this weekend. Alas... just sat 'round, ruined some brownies (whilst teh Brownies got punked again) and worried 'bout a crazed friend on her adventurous trip home from the D after getting some "candy" for our NY's adventure.

If mom's worried, I'm sure she's got yer number.

Felice Whatchyagot!

• Posted at 2:42 PM | By  Michael Bains

is it a sex post? is this post about sex?

my weekend sucked, thank you very much. i had a meditation practicum and went drinking with vestal vespa and pined for the waitress with the bob cut. it was like a chapter out of jack kerouac, complete with the pining and the not-getting-laid.

• Posted at 2:48 PM | By  Dex

this post begs further explanation--and detail

• Posted at 9:32 PM | By  madamerouge

when vocation meets avocation?

• Posted at 11:12 PM | By  mdhatter

I think teh l4m3 likes girls.

• Posted at 6:49 AM | By  Chuckles

do you say fabulous cuz it is in the gay mandate (man-date.. get it?) to say fabulous at least once a day?

• Posted at 6:57 AM | By  fatrobot

He certainly has more luck with them than you, Chuckiepants.

• Posted at 8:45 PM | By  Anonymous

Love that photo! :)

• Posted at 12:59 PM | By  Jess

I love how everyone thinks teh was gonna hook up with fulsome. It would have been for pork, not porking.

• Posted at 1:24 PM | By  Anonymous

I never assumed anything.

I figured they were day laboring at a candy factory, but teh had seen that episode before and skipped out.

• Posted at 9:11 AM | By  mdhatter