Shorter Iaiaiaiain Murray: "Z.P.G., next to Birth of a Nation, was the finest conservative movie ever produced, in that it warned us of environmentalists' desire to purée babies."
Shorter Whale Pod: "Since 9/11 killed irony, it's fine for me to comment negatively on another man's physical attractiveness."
Shorter Jack Fouler: "Cuba! Marx! GET IT? Ha!"
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