"The reservation's under 'Nell Carter,' table for two..."

8.18.2006
Ore : 2:34 PM

Not even a Freeper or an LGF troglodyte could be this enormously stupid:

Authorities were investigating a handwritten letter received Thursday — purportedly sent by an al-Qaida supporter — that said the terrorist group planned blasts at the 17th century monument, which drew nearly 2.5 million tourists last year.

Um, yeah. Uh-huh. A radical Muslim terrorist organization that wants to see the emergence of a pan-national Caliphate is going to blow up a Muslim monument so famous it's one of the 7 Wonders of the World.

In other news, Operation Rescue is alleged to have threatened -- via a note written shakily in crayon -- to set fire to the Creation Evidence Museum in Glen Rose, Texas.

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Comments for "The reservation's under 'Nell Carter,' table for two..."
Where did the Museum's founder get his Ph.D.? Bob Jones.

Only in Texas!

Oh I'm sure there might be something like that in Kansas, too... And Missouri would have one if they weren't so pathetically poor.

How can you not love a mission statement that contains the phrases...

"which the corporation is organized"

and

"educational and scientific display of creation evidence"

...in the first fucking sentence!

Viva la Tejas!!! yeeeaaaa!

in further news, handwritten al-qaeda documents just pulled out of my ass state that osama is hiding in the belly of the sphinx, and the only way to get him is to solve a bunch of puzzles

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