- "Pax"??? Please, someone revoke Jolie's passport.
- I'm withholding judgement until I see Rove's e-mails to Jeff Gannon.
- Muscular, well-oiled Spartans in black leather underoos killing Persians: I can see why the 82nd Chairborne is all gaga over this one...
- "Summer blend" my ass. At what point will we be smart enough to stop putting oil executives in charge of government?
- The mortgage default tsunami is coming and I for one have a boogie board.
- Peter Pace picked a peck of priapic peckers. Pass it on.
- What would you confess to after five years of being detained in Guantanamo Bay without hope of legal counsel, proper medical care, a trial, or relief from electrodes and chemical lightsticks?
- I was voted best kisser in my POW camp.
- What did I just post? I can't remember -- I'm on Ambien.
- Breaking! Paul beats Heather to death with her own coke-filled fiberglass leg.
- Happy birthday, you steer-wrangling hooker.
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