I'm going with #2 right now

• Posted at 11:18 PM | By  Midniter

I think we should perfect genetic engineering and make Shrub smarter so that every day, he will fully understand just how badly he fucked so many people in the world; how his buddies' war cost the US nearly everything; how his callous disregard for faith, decency and human life are the source of so much pain and suffering today. I just want him to understand how turly awful the decisions made in his name have been.

Eventually, he would not be ablet o live with his new found consience and kill himself by autoerotic asphyxiation while watching some sheep hump in Crawford.

• Posted at 4:52 AM | By  Chuckles

shave his balls with a rusty razor

• Posted at 6:34 AM | By  fatrobot

Remember what they did to Mussolini? There's my vote.

• Posted at 6:40 AM | By  lilmammal

Go on a date and get nookie from Deena and her twin sister, Leena.

• Posted at 7:39 AM | By  Unknown

Does Deena have a brother that Dubya could go out with?

• Posted at 8:13 AM | By  Midniter

Maybe we could get a blue whale that has been choking on all the pollutants Shrubbie has let out into the oceans come onshore and sodomize Shrubbie. I would pay to see that.

Especially if the whale was a real moaner.

• Posted at 8:47 AM | By  Chuckles

Make Shrubbie give Linda Tripp blow jobs while Jenna and her sister watch with their eyes peeled open.

Then, during the day, he can clean up New Orleans with a mop, bucket, Brownie and the inmates from OZ.

hsrhyjp: I am not touching this one.

• Posted at 10:22 AM | By  Chuckles

Chuckles: perhaps it was "hershey johnson pull"?

• Posted at 11:44 AM | By  teh l4m3