Tranny Trouble

1.13.2006
Ore : 9:43 AM

It is deep, dark night, a moonless night. Young "Maria", cute little Asian baby dyke, skater-punk extraordinaire, strides down the hallway of the youth center. Self-confident. Alone.

She is sure she is safe. But as she passes a recessed seating area that's completely cloaked in darkness, a deep voice, the voice of a man of from the deepest recesses of pinoy history, booms out from the utter black.


Ubalubalang! Mabutay, girl!!!



Jump. Jump hard.

(PS: Twice or thrice in every winter season, I incur a severe burn by way of the wood-burning stove. Last night, it got its first bite -- took a chunk the size of Manhattan out of my arm. Consider that preemptive karma for this tragic tranny Friday.)

"
Lay it now on the ground, throw/
in a white noise sound, like a tranny on a ten.
"

Dedicated to
VV, 'cuz she likes these McTools


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Comments for Tranny Trouble
Oh lawd!

All right... Just for that, my next tragic tranny is gonna be a big ass civil-war era mammy.

I don't get it.

xgweszto: Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah.

too funny. this is like the best post i've seen in a month. truly, this day was a freaky friday to remember.

(and i'm not just saying that because of the mouth-watering tranny-on-skater-girl action)

chuckles: you wouldn't. You're a straight white male living on the East Coast.

dex: yes you are.

yeah. you're right. i am.

S/He's hot!

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