In His Defense Odysseus Clogged Fewer Arteries...
Oh God, the truck of ultimate horror...
You do know it's coming don't you? May not be tomorrow. May not be next month. But it will. And on that fateful day when you once again get that Amber Alert in your pants, IT WILL BE TOO LATE!
Speaking of horror, this post reminds me of a firehouse I worked at a few weeks ago. The guy doing the cooking took some cubed steak, 'marinated' it in a mixture of cheap Western and Thousand Island dressings, then half-cooked it on the grill. That was lunch.
It is no accident that the majority of Chicago firefighters look like they are in the second or third trimester of pregnancy. Every time some woman tells me that "firefighters are sexy," I ask her how many she's seen lately.
Damn: I must do some ab crunches now, if only to calm my gag reflex.
I now know what the government does with all that surplus cream cheese. Because tell me one thing that isn't improved by adding a block of cream cheese.
this post makes me very hungry.
that reminds me of this bobby flay barbeque show where he went to alabama and they had "white barbeque sauce". which was actually just meat dunked in a mayonnaise concoction, cooked, then covered in the sauce again.
But what about H1dden Valley Ranch? It's how ranch is sposed ta taste...
I never gave anyone permission to photgraph me making deliveries!
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