Shorter Lisa Schiffren: "Boobies are icky, and I can't wait to see Mitt Romney in a flightsuit."
Shorter Mark Krikorian: "Russians. Vodka. Ha! Take that, Goldberg!"
Shorter Mark Steyn: "Ooh, snap, the page containing 'hypocrisy' is missing from my dictionary. Here's what I think it means..."
Shorter Kathryn Lopez: "Nefarious liberals are in it only to keep out future Clarence Thomases."
Shorter David Freddoso: "I'm shocked that some unknown congressional representative would not renew his commitment to an ill-considered wingnut pledge in light of a changing electoral landscape."
Shorter Kathryn Lopez: "Ssssslurrrrp."
Shorter David Freddoso: "This anonymous e-mailer agrees with me: if your local schoolboard concludes that ketchup is a vegetable, there shouldn't be a goddamn thing the FDA can say about it."
Shorter Yuval Levin: "Hillary wants to sterilize black people. Vote Republican!"
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