Freedom Camp

Soda Jerks

12.10.2008
Ore : 1:43 PM

WTF? RawStory, Atrios, DKos -- what is with all my favorite Democratic/liberal blogs and Websites running those tacky sodahead.com ads?

And who the hell starts push-polling immediately after an election? I suppose we should be grateful: if, over the past eight years, right-wingers had spent as much time and effort trying to impelement their ideology as they did marketing it, our country would probably be a carcass-littered, uninhabitable wasteland.

Labels: evil, Republican't stooges, your corporate media

posted by teh l4m3 at 1:43 PM

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The Hermit of Stink Hollow

11.08.2008
Ore : 5:08 PM

No. Absolutely Not.

David Brooks, Tom Brokaw, Brit Hume, et alia can kiss the American people's collective ass. The country has spoken, leaving Barack Obama under no obligation to nominate a Likudnik colonialist to head the Department of Defense, a creationist oil lobbyist to the Department of the Interior, or a parks-his-RV-at-Wal-Mart zygote licker to the Supreme Court.

We won, bitches. Get over it.

Labels: analyses, evil, Republican't stooges, stupidity, your corporate media

posted by teh l4m3 at 5:08 PM

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Shitsteyn

10.26.2008
Ore : 10:15 PM

Right-wingers are going off their rockers everywhere you look. Recently, Mark Steyn openly admits to copraphilia. Really.

He unironically and thoughtlessly quotes a by-the-way amusing David Sedaris piece for the New Yorker in which the latter writes of political undecideds:

I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or would you prefer the platter of s—t with bits of broken glass in it?’

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

To which Steyn actually replies "Well, to be honest, I’ve never much cared for chicken."

In a word: Ew.

This, kids, is what happens to the massively doltish when they think they're more clever than they are.

P.S. Of course, I could be more forgiving of Steyn's choice, and speculate that he'd rather eat feces than engage in cannibalism -- a position for which an argument could conceivably be made.

Labels: America's Shittiest Website, funnzies, other bloggers' lives, Republican't stooges, wingnuttery

posted by teh l4m3 at 10:15 PM

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Rightists Expand Government To Your Junk

10.08.2008
Ore : 3:33 PM

DKos's eugene is totally right about this. Now, as I live in modern-day Sodom, my volunteering at a No on 8 office would be silly, but it can only help for me to post this:

I suggest that California Rightards visit dictionary.com for the definitions of "unintended" and "consequences."

Labels: evil, hilariously gay, kultur kamp, morality, Republican't stooges, talebangelical cats, wingnuttery

posted by teh l4m3 at 3:33 PM

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Post-Debate Analysis, One Sentence

Ore : 9:45 AM

Shorter Tom Brokaw: "Sit down, boy!"

Labels: analyses, evil, Republican't stooges, your corporate media

posted by teh l4m3 at 9:45 AM

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Is It Just the Native Petulance...

10.05.2008
Ore : 6:21 PM

....Or is Charles Krauthammer really, really sick? Just caught him on PBS, watching his grinch-like visage spew excuses for Palin's inability/unwillingness to answer questions, and while he is always pissy, this time his pissy-ness had an extra, indefinable edge to it -- the kind I've seen in people with terminal illnesses who don't have that long to go. Coupled with his feeble and rickety physical presence, I got a distinctly aidsy vibe.

Or maybe it's just too much of the wrong make-up plastered over bad plastic surgery. Thoughts?

Labels: other bloggers' lives, random, Republican't stooges, wingnuttery

posted by teh l4m3 at 6:21 PM

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Post-Coital Cigarette

10.03.2008
Ore : 8:54 AM

Three thoughts:

1. From the front page of our local fishwrapping AKA The San Francisco Chronicle: "No game-changing moments in highly anticipated debate." Duh: Most viewers came away with their impressions intact that Biden is a smart if occasionally mistake-prone guy, and that Sarah Palin is in over her head.

2. Apropos that last bit: despite CNN polls showing most viewers thought Biden won the debate, pundits are still spinning it that Palin triumphed because she didn't lick Gwen Ifill's face after dropping her drawers and taking a dump onstage. File under Saw That Coming A Mile Away.

3. Cheney is a one-off, and has hardly set a precedent for redefining and aggrandizing immense amounts of power and influence to the Vice Presidency; this is still a position whose biggest responsibilities include breaking a tied vote in the Senate and looking frumpy at funerals. These guys aren't running for Master of the Universe -- Palin, if McCain proves victorious, wouldn't wield the power possessed by Evil-Lyn's hairdresser. Let's keep perspective, people.

Labels: analyses, common sense, Darth Cheney, Republican't stooges, your corporate media

posted by teh l4m3 at 8:54 AM

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Conflict of Interest

10.01.2008
Ore : 10:23 AM

How can we expect this crafty negress to fairly moderate a debate in which one of the participants is a running-mate to a fellow jigaboo about whom she's written what must surely be a laudatory book? That's like asking Charlie Gibson to interview Governor Palin.

J'accuse, MSM!

Labels: analyses, common sense, Republican't stooges, wingnuttery, your corporate media

posted by teh l4m3 at 10:23 AM

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Glibertarian Type 4, Tier 8 -- D-List

8.26.2008
Ore : 7:33 AM

Several thoughts upon "discovering" Robert Stacy McCain's blahg:

- His tag reads "Award-winning columnist, reporter, editor, author, bon vivant and raconteur." First, I'd like to know which awards he's won besides a booger-encrusted gold star from Instapundit's crotchlings. Second, I'm sure there's no such thing as an award for a raconteur -- certainly, I can't imagine such an award being doled out to someone who has the temerity to label himself one. And third, anyone who calls himself a bon vivant is just admitting to a case of raging, incorrigible alcoholism.

- Immediate impression is of a coverless, dog-eared, yard-sale paperback version of PJ O'Rourke (who himself hasn't been funny since the year I was born.)

- Another glibertarian: tolerates the hypocritical, finger-wagging scolds among his fellow travelers for the sake of political expediency, but likes his controlled substances and what he thinks passes for humor (and it does, among the knuckledraggers with whom he canoodles.) Just wishes all the niggers except for Alan Keyes would go away.

- An example of his rakish, cocked-elbow, Buckley-eyebrowed humor: "The Women's Caucus. Imagine me in a roomful of liberal women, some of them possibly heterosexual. Frightening." Analysis: any humor contained therein is purely unintentional -- frightened of possibly heterosexual women? I'm shocked, really. Of course, he meant "BWA-HA-HA LIBERAL DEMONCRAT WOMEN ARE BIG BULLDYKES HAHAHA" -- but then, what is he, a sophisticate, or a Delphi Forums troglodyte? Then again I often find myself more comfortable around lesbians, but I'm a huge faggot.

- "Stacy"? How unfortunate. My condolences.

Labels: analyses, evil, hilariously gay, other bloggers' lives, Republican't stooges, stupidity, wingnuttery

posted by teh l4m3 at 7:33 AM

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Discussed On The 'Tubes A Billion Times, But Just To Be Clear...

3.28.2008
Ore : 5:24 PM

...This is a "dog bites man" story not only because the subject is a Republican, (a political party from whom everyone who isn't brain-dead has expected this kind of behavior since the '70s), and not only because this is a Bush Administration hire, but because the subject is one of those "Cuba libre" nutballs, almost all of whom are naturally criminal -- often such clowns are involved with or are supportive of the mafioso against whom Castro and his followers originally complained.

Let's face it: your average, normal American doesn't give a flying fuck about Cuba, and certainly doesn't view Fidelland's sheer existence as an existential threat to everything America is. In pracitice, any American who cares enough to actively and vociferously oppose Cuban Communism is usually a proto-fascist who's a breath away from singing the praises of Batista (but only in the safe confines of Grover Norquist's living room.) Really, the most notable parts of this story are a) it weirdly segues into that silly plagiarism story (apparently, almost as bad as getting blown in the Oval Office), and b) that it was so poorly investigated yet published nevertheless.

Just who is editing for AP anyway? Since when did journalists and editors stop giving a goddamn about the whole "who, what, when, where and why" thing? All around, just a very odd story.

Labels: analyses, crypto-fascism, Republican't stooges, your corporate media

posted by teh l4m3 at 5:24 PM

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Simpsonism Du Jour

2.09.2008
Ore : 9:44 PM

I thought watching Jonah Goldberg eat would be amusingly majestic, like watching a baleen whale strain for krill. Instead, it was sad and terrifying, like watching the Japanese devour Nanking.

Do please allow the pile-on to begin.

Labels: America's Shittiest Website, Doughbob Loadpants, Republican't stooges

posted by teh l4m3 at 9:44 PM

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Yeah, Uh-huh

1.18.2008
Ore : 9:57 AM

Labels: Republican't stooges, stupidity, your corporate media, your corporate overlords

posted by teh l4m3 at 9:57 AM

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Alls I Have To Add Is This

11.06.2007
Ore : 8:43 AM

...That if they make a miniseries about the foulness and venality that infects every fiber of Bush's executive branch, this woman needs to be played by Elizabeth Shue -- it's about time she got to be a feckless villainess!

Labels: other bloggers' lives, Republican't stooges, wingnuttery

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Ooh Snap

11.02.2007
Ore : 6:25 PM

The worker, Roger William Hurd, told investigators he didn't know how the bomb got in his truck and was released Friday afternoon.

Ah, if only that name included "Muhammed" or, even better, "Hosseini" -- Michelle Malkin and the Little Green Fascists would have gotten weeks worth of posts out of this story. Considering all the seriously deep, stanky doo-doo on modern conservatism's plate, they need the distraction.

Labels: random, Republican't stooges, Sadly Not Yet

posted by teh l4m3 at 6:25 PM

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I Knew It

10.25.2007
Ore : 11:03 AM

I knew I'd seen this Michelle Malkin bit before:

Labels: crypto-fascism, funnzies, Republican't stooges, wingnuttery

posted by teh l4m3 at 11:03 AM

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Blackwater

10.15.2007
Ore : 8:11 AM

- If Iraq is a sovereign nation, as the Bush administration insists, can Blackwater defy the Iraqi government if it orders them to leave?

- Can aggressive (ie, offensive) defense and bald-faced lying work for Mr. Prince the way it's worked for the Bush Administration?

- Can right-wingers who are Bush fans as well as fetishizers of the troops (always in the abstract, of course -- and yes, Floppy Curt, I'm looking at you) reconcile these two aspects of themselves in light of this administration's favoring of firms like Blackwater?

- If privateers, mercenaries, and contracters are going to continue to be an integral aspect of America's military might, can deploying them domestically, as was done after Katrina, be considered an attempt to do an end-run around The Posse Comitatus Act?

I'm sure I'll think of more, but I have to run to work...

Labels: fascism, Middle Easter Bunnies, miserable failure, Republican't stooges, war on tair, your corporate overlords

posted by teh l4m3 at 8:11 AM

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How Could You Call Me A Racist? I'm Asian!

8.15.2007
Ore : 8:27 AM

So after her disappointing reaction to the Rove dismis- ahem, I mean, resignation, I thought I'd visit Michelle Malkin to check up on her. She seemed so limp the other day, so lackluster -- her coat was dull and a bit on the mangy side (an allergic reaction to l'affaire Beauchamp, perhaps?)

But this morning she's back in form, and Jesse's clearly given her a big ass bowl of Kibbles & Fits.

Quick question, Michelle: Does "sovereign" mean the same thing with regards to America as Bush thinks it does to Iraq? 'Cos if so, we're screwed...

No, really. Though I'm loathe to give her traffic, go read the whole thing (no linky 'cos you're big boys and girls.) You can practically feel the spittle flying off your monitor.

No matter how deeply sad she is at movement conservatism's lack of, well, movement, you can always cheer her up with race-baiting tales of murderous Messicun illegals.

Labels: evil, Republican't stooges, stupidity, wingnuttery

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My Love Is Like A Dead, Dead Rove

8.13.2007
Ore : 9:13 PM

He's not leaving because it's getting a little to hot what with all those subpoenas and nosey investigators -- Conyers is right: quitting the White House won't shield him from any accountability. In fact, it may make him even more vulnerable. Nor is he quitting to help George's poll numbers; after all, there's only a year and a half left, and his absence won't mean shit in Rasmussen or Gallup points. Maybe he really is leaving to spend more time with his family (a highly original excuse.)

Then again, it could be gay prostitutes...

Labels: evil, Republican't stooges, Rove-ing gnome, wingnuttery, your corporate overlords

posted by teh l4m3 at 9:13 PM

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All The News That's Fit To Tag

7.30.2007
Ore : 8:01 PM

Labels: abu Gonzales, funnzies, random, Republican't stooges, wingnuttery

posted by teh l4m3 at 8:01 PM

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Down On The Corner...

7.28.2007
Ore : 3:02 PM

Shorter Byron York: "You know what a small wallet means, right? Small penis."

Shorter Lisa Schiffren: "Boobies are icky, and I can't wait to see Mitt Romney in a flightsuit."

Shorter Mark Krikorian: "Russians. Vodka. Ha! Take that, Goldberg!"

Shorter Mark Steyn: "Ooh, snap, the page containing 'hypocrisy' is missing from my dictionary. Here's what I think it means..."

Shorter Kathryn Lopez: "Nefarious liberals are in it only to keep out future Clarence Thomases."

Shorter David Freddoso: "I'm shocked that some unknown congressional representative would not renew his commitment to an ill-considered wingnut pledge in light of a changing electoral landscape."

Shorter Kathryn Lopez: "Ssssslurrrrp."

Shorter David Freddoso: "This anonymous e-mailer agrees with me: if your local schoolboard concludes that ketchup is a vegetable, there shouldn't be a goddamn thing the FDA can say about it."

Shorter Yuval Levin: "Hillary wants to sterilize black people. Vote Republican!"

Labels: America's Shittiest Website, evil, Frankensteyn's Momster, Republican't stooges, stupidity, wingnuttery

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Soda Jerks

The Hermit of Stink Hollow

Shitsteyn

Rightists Expand Government To Your Junk

Post-Debate Analysis, One Sentence

Is It Just the Native Petulance...

Post-Coital Cigarette

Conflict of Interest

Glibertarian Type 4, Tier 8 -- D-List

Discussed On The 'Tubes A Billion Times, But Just To Be Clear...

Simpsonism Du Jour

Yeah, Uh-huh

Alls I Have To Add Is This

Ooh Snap

I Knew It

Blackwater

How Could You Call Me A Racist? I'm Asian!

My Love Is Like A Dead, Dead Rove

All The News That's Fit To Tag

Down On The Corner...

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