Do please allow the pile-on to begin.
Labels: America's Shittiest Website, Doughbob Loadpants, Republican't stooges
Simpsonism Du Jour
2.09.2008
Ore : 9:44 PM
Ore : 9:44 PM
I thought watching Jonah Goldberg eat would be amusingly majestic, like watching a baleen whale strain for krill. Instead, it was sad and terrifying, like watching the Japanese devour Nanking.
Do please allow the pile-on to begin.
Do please allow the pile-on to begin.
When All Else Fails...
11.30.2007
Ore : 10:37 AM
Ore : 10:37 AM
...Go down to the Corner and hustle. I swear these weirdos make it too easy:
Shorter John Derbyshire: "Niggers are stupid."
Shorter Mark Krikorian: "Fucking wetbacks..."
Shorter Ramesh Ponnuru: "Stem-cell research is murder!"
Shorter Jonah Goldberg: "Am I an idiot? That was a rhetorical question."
Golden oldies bonus completely unrelated to the above wingnuttery:
"She's like a visitor in her own face!" - Jennifer Saunders.
PS Get in the holiday spirit and FEED ME! I'm hungry:
Shorter John Derbyshire: "Niggers are stupid."
Shorter Mark Krikorian: "Fucking wetbacks..."
Shorter Ramesh Ponnuru: "Stem-cell research is murder!"
Shorter Jonah Goldberg: "Am I an idiot? That was a rhetorical question."
Golden oldies bonus completely unrelated to the above wingnuttery:
"She's like a visitor in her own face!" - Jennifer Saunders.
PS Get in the holiday spirit and FEED ME! I'm hungry:
Labels: America's Shittiest Website, bleg, Doughbob Loadpants, random, wingnuttery
You Don't Have To Feel Bad Anymore!
4.02.2007
Ore : 6:51 AM
Ore : 6:51 AM
...One coping strategy? Keep surfing the Internet!
Do perfect strangers studiously avoid eye contact when you attempt faltering, ill-advised overtures? Does the grocery deliveryman fail to broach small talk through the steel-reinforced receiving chute? Do hookers skip out with your wallet before the happy ending? Never fear, fleshbags: MSNBC is here with a few helpful tips!
- One often-effective cry for help? Vicious, nearly violent passive-aggressive venting. That'll show those elitist jerks who made fun of your mass-internment proposals!
- Don't be afraid to exhibit neediness. Bleg, bleg, and bleg! It's easy if you can get away with pretending you don't have a Lexis/Nexis account, or have ever even heard of Google!
- A more drastic approach? The future is transhumanism! Simply eliminate those pesky mammalian desires for social acceptance once and for all by becoming a gleaming, clacking, unholy marriage of flesh and machine!
(Glennbot graphic discourtesy of the highly unreliable hamsters who run Sadly, No!'s servers.)
Labels: America's Shittiest Website, Doughbob Loadpants, evil, funnzies, Glennocidal Tendencies, other bloggers' lives, wingnuttery
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