And this year's Freedom Camp Golden Cornhole Award winners are:
Best Drag Name: Manna Montana
Best Porn Star: Logan McCree, pictured above (watch this SFW vid -- he definitely has the brains to go far in his industry! But seriously, he's dead hot.)
Best Comic: Margaret Cho (sorry Kathy Griffin, but you're seriously overexposed. Give Ass Master a chance!)
Best Gay-themed Movie: None of them! Queer cinema still sucks like your grandma at the docks (I'm looking at you, Strand.)
Best Enemy of the Homos: Every conservative right-winger who's ever been caught hiring male escorts or cruising guys in airport bathrooms.
And finally, the Lifetime Achievement Award for Superannuated Whores Who Refuse To Go Away: Madonna. Seriously lady, retire already.