Category 7, Bitches: The Ultimate Prime-Time Shitstorm!

11.06.2005
Ore : 10:22 PM

A fearsome, storm-riding Randy Quaid. A no-name professor who looks about 10 years older than his Hooters-ready, pleather-skinned daughter. A barely rehydrated Tom Skerritt. Swoozie Kurtz giving James Brolin a pious rub-down. Shannen Doherty as (shock!) a barmaid. A rain of poisonous frogs on the buffet that makes broad-bosomed society dames die foaming at the mouth. And best of all? The scarifyin' Gina Gershon as head of FEMA (also, by the way, with a son who must have squirmed out of her uterus when she was in junior high).


It goes without saying that this is an improvement over Brownie...

All it needs is Powers Boothe as a South American pimp-cum-clown college instructor.

(All this only because Gregor and PupH asked for it.)

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Comments for Category 7, Bitches: The Ultimate Prime-Time Shitstorm!
shannon doherty knows kung fu

Correction: she knows skeez-fu. Which, by the way, is no match for Gina's deadly Furry Clam Style.

I would have gone with "category 13" for the title...just to add a little more cheese.

Yes. If anything, the worst flaw of this movie is that it didn't go far enough over the top. If you can't get Shelly Winters, you really have to work it to make a sweeping disaster film sing!

fuck yeah.
I only wish that they had bottled Randy Quaid's essence and called it, seductively: Quaid

that pic is alarming in its utter lack of nipple.

Bitch, you know I don't need to do your homework for you.

B'sides, this is a muthafuckin' family blog, yo.

I'd watch it. I'd hate it, but I'd watch it.

Oh, dude, I just laughed so hard at that Powers Boothe page that I damn near pissed myself.

My wife showed our newborn baby the picture, and the wee one promptly shat her diaper (explosively).

Hahaha. Oh that's sweet. POWERS BOOTHE IS GOING TO KICK YOUR BABY'S ASS!!!

No, really.

:D

p.s. good to see you cs.

After she's over her heart attack, Shelley Winters is going to eat Shannen Doherty as a snack.

Oh, pepper, I give Miz Winters more credit than that...At least, in the hygeine department.

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