Does a book charger charge at books or make books charge at other things? Is a book charge as impressive to watch as a cavalry charge?

"How do you stop a charging book? Take away its credit card... Thank you, folks. I'll be here all week." ;-)

• Posted at 3:42 PM | By  Jess

that was jess, ladies and germs. i just flew in from vegas and BOY! are my arms tired!

word veri: yoofx
that is the best band name ever.

• Posted at 4:07 PM | By  pop renaissance

I was trying to make a joke, but it lokos like that line has been all joked out. Well done.

Word veri: gynspo
Riot grrl group or doctor convention?

• Posted at 4:11 PM | By  Chuckles

LOL @ Jess

chuckles: that's dirty, esp. when paired with mine: ayumf.

• Posted at 4:32 PM | By  teh l4m3

Okay, ummm...maybe this is a really protarded question, but....what's a "Gaylord book charger"?

• Posted at 7:16 PM | By  Kevin W. Baker

I'm risking my protardedness with Res. Qu'est-ce que?

• Posted at 6:26 AM | By  lilmammal

Clearly it is some device required to scan books for liberal sentiments and then automatically update the NSA archives. In those archives there two lists: Terrorists and Potential Terrorists.

They see you when you're sleeping, they know when you're awake. They know if gone to bad or good websites, so be good for goodness sake! Whooah! Somebody's coming!

fhqxd: the sound of reflexive gagging after taking a huge load of Republican bullshit...

• Posted at 7:28 AM | By  Chuckles

A book charger is that huge, ugly, vaguely Soviet looking machine that stamps the book's card with the due date and your card number (making that huge, scary "chomp" sound as it does so). It is made by Gaylord, which is the company that sells products to almost every library in the Westernized world.

• Posted at 12:32 PM | By  teh l4m3

How could you call me ugly!?!!! *Sob*

• Posted at 8:48 PM | By  Anonymous

I got your link from Daily Kos. You are really smart and stuff.

Bush = Hitler. Everybody knows that!

• Posted at 2:55 AM | By  Anonymous

Garcon, there's a conservodouche in my soup.

• Posted at 7:04 AM | By  Chuckles

Chuckles: oui, oui, and there's a conservative slobbering on my jock. C'est la vie.

Anonymous: No, no, Bush=Bush. I believe a miserable failure of such magnificent proportions can stand on his own, and does not need to be compared to other huge, though mostly dissimilar failures.

• Posted at 7:59 AM | By  teh l4m3

Teh, maybe you're unfamiliar with the literary conventions of the "DKos" genre. Everyone who comments over there has to paste some dippy footer on their comment to the effect of "Bush is teh SuXx!!". If you don't do it, you may be insufficiently committed to winning at all costs!

• Posted at 9:34 AM | By  Kevin W. Baker

Yes, Res, of that I'm aware, but this post is clearly of the conservatroll variety. "You are really smart and stuff"? Sarcasm this unsophisticated would make Ann Coulter blush.

• Posted at 1:16 PM | By  teh l4m3

I've got something that would make Anne COulter blush...a splinter two by four. Covered in sand.

LIAR! LIAR! He said true love!

• Posted at 10:57 AM | By  Chuckles