Mmm, yeah, that's a good one... Okay, let's see... [flips pages]
Religion that is pure and undefiled before God, the Father, is this: to visit orphans and widows in their affliction, and to keep oneself unstained from the world. (James 1:26-27)
How lovely! I- Oh, I'm sorry, what was that Ralph?
...But analysts say the boyish-looking, 44-year-old darling of the conservative movement and former adviser to GOP presidential campaigns appears to be in political trouble because of his ties to Abramoff, who pleaded guilty in January to corruption charges and admitted swindling his Indian clients.
Wonder what the Bible sez about gloating? Ah, well...
