I'm innocent of all charges. You know my motto: "Fifteen accidents and not a single fatality."

• Posted at 9:40 AM | By  Otto Man

First rule of the school bus . . . nobody talks about the school bus.

• Posted at 2:09 PM | By  Ron Mexico

Yeah, Otto's too laid-back... Maybe we should be checkin' out the bus driver from South Park.

• Posted at 8:49 PM | By  teh l4m3

Actually, it's someone who's obsessed with Star Wars and getting other people to fight. Sounds like Jonah Goldberg, a.k.a. el carga pastosa en los pantalones.

• Posted at 9:12 AM | By  Otto Man

JG is on my coffee cup from Teh 3V1L 3MP1R3 and I like how he bitches about cliches and then ends his paragraph with one. Although, I do have to agree with the statement that violence has solved pretty much everything in the past. However, it doesn't have to in the future, which is not something JG said.

• Posted at 7:23 AM | By  Chuckles