You should definitely get out and imbibe in a crowd. It is safer. That way when you wake up in a tub of ice, you know who sold your kidney.

hnlnkb: the moan of guilty, self-loathing pleasure from MJ as she deepthroats MM.

• Posted at 4:59 PM | By  Chuckles

That doesn't answer my question, you organ pirate!!!!

Oh, and I get MJ (or as she is sometimes known, "MJ'"), but who is MM: Marly Matlin? Matthew Modine? Manly Me?

• Posted at 5:38 PM | By  teh l4m3

Seriously, I can vouch for the center of attention. Works every time and only gets tiresome after five or six years (for you) or five or six minutes (for them), in my experience.

Although, telling everybody you're me would have been a plan, if it weren't for Yosef.

And those meddling kids.

I was going with Michelle Malkin on the MM thing. Although Manly Me is pretty good and pretty descriptive.

yamtjlia: a recently discovered part of the brain that regulates the person's stance on the yam/sweet potato issue.

• Posted at 7:10 AM | By  Chuckles

i don't care about these other freaks, but you BEST come up and introduce yerself to me.

awqsfl - what bush says when he sees his newest approval rating.

• Posted at 11:14 AM | By  pop renaissance

Go in the guise of an alter ego. Guy Incognito.

Hell, I'm not using mine that night, so feel free to borrow mine -- "Al Dente." When they ask you why, just say because you're firm but tender.

• Posted at 12:50 PM | By  Otto Man

TO ALL: Okay, I'll introduce myself. I'll be the one in the mask and the yellow cape. Please don't mind my bubbling cleft palate.

• Posted at 7:08 PM | By  teh l4m3

Good call, because otherwise how would we get stumbling drunk together @ Hemlock?

seeya there

uyivftth - The sound of DeLay's ego after he sees Abramhoff's plea bargain

• Posted at 6:08 PM | By  fulsome