Port Security!!!

1.07.2007
Ore : 5:07 PM

Allahu Akbar!  The driest port yet!
Drinking them in the streets of Baghdad so we don't have to drink them over here.


Observations:

* OMGOMGOMGOMG You should totally watch FOX NEWS LIKE RIGHT NOW! BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOUR CHILDREN WILL DIE AT THE HANDS OF DIRTY BOMB-BUILDING DIRTY AY-RABS
OHMYGODOHMYGODOMYGOD!!!! ("Studio B" to return after these messages.)

* Really we Democrats and lefties are at fault here, because we're the ones who called for a greater amount of port security, which of course entails media shitstorms and bizarre press conferences.

* Another friable mud brick in the foundation of the case in defense of internment, Michelle?

* Remember: Middle Eastern = UGGA-BUGGA GAAAAAH!!!!!!!

* I've finally figured out just why FOX News elicits such a visceral revulsion in me: the tones adopted by their anchors and guesticles: it's as though they're continually trying to talk over themselves lest anyone talk over them; they seem to be in a constant state of panicky freak-out. Listening to their anchors is like being verbally bludgeoned by a meth-addled Guy Smiley.

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Comments for Port Security!!!
I just hope Israel starts a nuclear war to protect us all. Otherwise, we're all such victims, sitting ducks. Save American children... nuke Iran. It's the only way we can survive, I tell ya.

Protect us all, O Israel.
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