* OMGOMGOMGOMG You should totally watch FOX NEWS LIKE RIGHT NOW! BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOUR CHILDREN WILL DIE AT THE HANDS OF DIRTY BOMB-BUILDING DIRTY AY-RABS OHMYGODOHMYGODOMYGOD!!!! ("Studio B" to return after these messages.)
* Really we Democrats and lefties are at fault here, because we're the ones who called for a greater amount of port security, which of course entails media shitstorms and bizarre press conferences.
* Another friable mud brick in the foundation of the case in defense of internment, Michelle?
* Remember: Middle Eastern = UGGA-BUGGA GAAAAAH!!!!!!!
* I've finally figured out just why FOX News elicits such a visceral revulsion in me: the tones adopted by their anchors and guesticles: it's as though they're continually trying to talk over themselves lest anyone talk over them; they seem to be in a constant state of panicky freak-out. Listening to their anchors is like being verbally bludgeoned by a meth-addled Guy Smiley.