LOS ANGELES - Tragedy struck late last night as controversial musician Aaron Carter was shot three times, twice in the torso and once in the head, while exiting a Tommy Gun label party near Hollywood and Vine.

Carter was best known for his hit single "Bitch On My Nutz," from the album "Southside Don," a collaborative effort with underground artists Lil' Romeo and Bootsy Collins. He was currently working on a new album while battling the legal fallout from last year's scandal, in which a video tape emerged showing Carter engaging in sexual congress with a 14-year old.

A product of the hard streets of Compton, where he made a name for himself with his gritty, profanity-laced freestyle lyrics, Carter was the best-selling independent urban musician of 2003. His fans, from Oakland, California to the Bronx, are legion -- millions grieve even as they demand a thorough investigation by the LAPD.

The shooter, firing from the passenger seat of a white Escalade, has so far only been identified as a white female with shoulder-length brown hair, approximately 5'4", 20-25-years old, with unusually large breasts. Police are not ruling out a hit ordered by East Coast gang rivals.

This is so typical of Soros and other limousine libs. Now, that rapacious, lying Whitewater-rafting speck of Arkansas white trash is in on the game, trying to instigate class warfare and turn good, hard-working , salt-o'-the-earth red staters against innocent, equally hard-working CEOs and heirs. Silly liberals -- the only way to finance our glorious Operation Iraqi Freedom is to cut what little there that helps run our country -- not raise taxes!!!

I think it's very important that Americans understand... tax cuts are always popular, but about half of these tax cuts since 2001 have gone to people in my income group, the top 1 percent. I've gotten four tax cuts. They're responsible for this big structural deficit, and they're not going away, the deficits aren't. ~ The Horndog on CNN

Argh!!! Doesn't he understand that when you cut taxes on the wealthiest 2%, it oozes -- some might say "trickles" -- down to those lucky duckies who should mind their place and not dare demand any more than the table scraps real Americans deign to give them?

"Big Dog indeed...that is, if you 'mean,' by big dog -- Cerberus!!!" ~ Kaye Grogan

Just what is this traitorous liberal's problem? Doesn't he know that in speaking out this way, he's working against his own best interests? I say, that Demoncrat propaganda certainly is invidious!

Hey, KKKlinton, stop being a class traitor and pay a little attention to my friend here, the heroic Governor of California (who, incidentally, really knows how to treat women):

Don't be stupid
Be a smahty
Come und join
Zee Republican pahty

Consider that a warning. Next time you suggest that the rich pay their fair share so that the country that's been so good to them can run properly, we're unleashing our rock of abstinence and capitalism Sir Grover Norquist on you!

http://www.katrinahome.com/

http://www.afsc.org/

http://www.redcross.org/

http://www.catholiccharitiesusa.org/news/katrina.cfm

http://www.rainbowfund.org/

http://houstonfoodbank.org/

ACORN

http://www.katrinahome.com/

http://www.afsc.org/

http://www.redcross.org/

http://www.catholiccharitiesusa.org/news/katrina.cfm

UPDATE: Almost forgot: http://www.rainbowfund.org/

UPDATE II: You know all those people at the Houston Astrodome? Houston Food Bank (http://houstonfoodbank.org/) will match every dollar you donate with $25.